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Kapoia stoixeia prwta gia to pws htan h katastash prin thn tainia.
- 8a blepame to Wolverine, alla apo la8os antilhpshs tou programmatos tou kinhmatografou anagkasthkame na diale3oume thn en logw tainia.
- Sthn tainia paizei o Jason Statham, o a3ios sunexisths twn 8hriwn tou pagkosmiou kinhmatogramou (blepe Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Seagal). O an8rwpos paizei ton idio rolo se oles ths tainies, exei mia ekfrash proswpou kai spaei sto 3ulo to miso cast ths tainias sthn opoia paizei.
- Meta apo elegxo sto imdb eidame oti h tainia eixe ba8mologia 7,6
Opote eimastan etoimoi gia mia tainia drashs gia na perasoume ena psuxagwgika euxaristo diwro.
8a perigrapsw suntoma ta prwta lepta ths tainias.
O J.S. peftei apo ton ourano panw se ena ama3i kai kanontas ena gkel prosgeiwnetai sthn asfalto. Ena banaki stamataei, katebainoun 5 kinezoi mafiozoi, ton 3ekollane apo to edafos (xrhsimopoiwntas kai ena ftyari) kai ton metaferoun se ena autosxedio nosokomeio. Ekei tou afairei mia omada 3 giatrwn thn kardia tou se mia egxeirhsh pou o as8enhs einai 3upnios, enas apo panw tou kapnizei kai epishs xrhsimopoiei kai ton 8wraka tou gia tasaki. Tou antika8istoun thn kardia me mia texnhth, h opoia exei periorismenh mpataria kai h opoia prepei na fortizetai ana takta xronika diasthmata gia na meinei o J.S. zwntanos.
Kata th diarkeia ths tainias blepoume:
- Ton J.S. na fortizetai mesw mpatarias autokinhtou, tazer astunomikwn, hlektroniko louraki skylou, anapthra autokinhtou, keraias DEH kai mesw ths tribhs tou me alla an8rwpina swmata.
- Ton J.S. na kanei sex se oles tis staseis me thn gkomena tou sthn mesh enos ippodromou me thn koursa na die3agetai ekeinh thn stigmh.
- Ta @@ tou J.S. ta opoia kai xrhsimopoiountai gia na ton fortisoun kati mafiozoi.
- Byzia, kolous (antrikous, gunaikeious), byzia, kolous kai buzia me kolous se anupoptes faseis ths tainias.
Ta apotelesmata ths tainias:
- O serf h8ele na fugei apo to cinema sto prwto 20 lepto ths tainias.
- Thn 8ewrw san thn xeiroterh tainia pou exw dei sto cinema kai exw dei sto cinema to 'You've got mail'.
Euxaristw gia thn prosoxh sas.