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HONDA: Humor Only No Driving Available
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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HONDA: Humor Only No Driving Available
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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HONDA: Humor Only No Driving Available
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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Στέλιο...it's just....'unpektable'!!!('απαιχτο' στα ...Ελληνικά.Εδω μιλάμε για greeklish,ετσι?!)..
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άψοξο... ήδη άρχισε το δούλεμα στους κατόχους των εν λόγω εταιρειών....
ευτυχώς το δικό μου δεν αναφέρεται... -
Οι Μερσεντάκηδες στην Γερμανία λένε για την BMW:
Bei
Mercedes
Weggeworfen
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Άσχετο με τα αυτοκίνητα, αλλά και αυτό μάρκα είναι:
SABENA (Airlines)
Such A Bloody Experience Never AgainΊσως και ο λόγος που έκλεισε;
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Ο χρήστης GeorgeTabs έγραψε:
Άσχετο με τα αυτοκίνητα, αλλά και αυτό μάρκα είναι:SABENA (Airlines)
Such A Bloody Experience Never AgainΊσως και ο λόγος που έκλεισε;
Μια και άρχισες τα αεροπορικά.....
OLYMPIC On Landing You May Piss In Confort
LUFTHANSA Let Us F@ck The Hostesses As No Stewards Available
PIA (Pakistan) Please Inform Allah
AI (Air India) Allah Informed
SAS (Skandinavian) Satisfaction After Sex
BOAC (πρόγονος της British) Better On A Camel -
και άλλα δύο για την FIAT:
Feeble Italian Attempt on Transportation
Fix It Again Tony (το καλύτερο για μένα)!!
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Ο χρήστης Castor έγραψε:
Άσχετο με τα αυτοκίνητα, αλλά και αυτό μάρκα είναι:
SABENA (Airlines)
Such A Bloody Experience Never AgainΊσως και ο λόγος που έκλεισε;
Μια και άρχισες τα αεροπορικά.....
OLYMPIC On Landing You May Piss In Confort
LUFTHANSA Let Us F@ck The Hostesses As No Stewards Available
PIA (Pakistan) Please Inform Allah
AI (Air India) Allah Informed
SAS (Skandinavian) Satisfaction After Sex
BOAC (πρόγονος της British) Better On A CamelΚαι συνεχίζω με την πλήρη λίστα:
AA (American Airlines):
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Always
- Abort! Abort!
Alitalia:
1. Always Late In Takeoff/ Transit; Always Late In Arrival
2. Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
3. Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
4. A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italitan Ass
5. A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian AttitudeAmerican:
1. A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
2. Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps And NauseaAUA: Almost Unknown Airline
AWA: Always Wasting Assets
BA: 1. Bloody Awful
2 British ApoplecticBEA: Better Eat Afterwards
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.):
1. Better- Off On A Camel
2. Bloody, Old And Careless
3. Better On A Camel
4. Blast Off And CrashBoeing: Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
BWIA:
1. Baggage Wandering In Africa
2. Better Walk If you're Able
3. Born to Wait In Airports
4. But Will I Arrive?CA (China Airlines): Choose Another
CAAC (Chinese Avation Airline Company):
1. Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
2. China Airlines Always CrashesCAI (Canadian Aitlines International):
1. Crash And Ignite
2. Call Ambulance Immediately
3. Circle Airport Indefinitely
4. Cruise Above Iceland
5. Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
6. Call Attendants ' Idiots'
7. Check All Items
8. Co-pilots Are Imbeciles
9. Casual Atmosphere InsideCPA (Canadian Airlines International): Can't Promise Anything
Dan Air: Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
DELTA:
1. Doesn't Even/ Ever Leave The Airport
2. Don't Even Let Them Aboard
3. Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
4. Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
5. Departures Extra- Late, Tardy Arrivals
6. Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
7. Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
8. Doesn't Experiences Like This Andrenalize?
9. Drunken Engineers Land Too AbruptlyEAA: Even Apes Aviate
EAL (Eastern): Eastern's Always Late
El Al:
1. Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
2. Every Landing Always Late/ Lousy
3. Everyones Luggage Always LostFinnair: Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airbourne In Reality
JAL: Journey Always Late
JAT (Yugoslav Airlines): Joke About Time
LOT (Polish Airlines):
1. Last One There
2. Luggage On Tarmack (wave bye bye!)
3. Lots Of TroubleLiat:
1. Luggage Is Always Tardy
2. Lost Inbetween Antigua and Trinidad
3. Leave Island Any TimeLUFTHANSA:
1. Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available?
2. Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say AnythingNorthwest:
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish
TransportOlympic: Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PA (Philippine Airways): Please Avoid
PAL (Philippine Airlines): Philippines/ Plane Always Late
PAN AM:
1. Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
2. Passengers Always Need A Mortician
3. Pilots Are Not A Must
4. Poor Airline Needs Any MoneyPIA (Pakistan International Airlines):
1. Please Inform Allah
2. Panic In Air
3. Perhaps I Arrive
4. Passenger's Illegal AbductorPSA: Paul's Saturday Airline
PWA:1. Pete's Wobbly Airline
2. Piddly Widdly Airline
3. Please Wait Awhile
Qantas:
1. Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
2. Queasy And Nauseous, Tired And Sick
3. Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
4. Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
5. Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
6. Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
7. Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches ShipSabena (Belgium): Such A Bad/ Bloody Experience, Never Again
SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA): Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airline System):
1. Sweet And Sexy
2. Sex And Service
3. Service After Sex
4. Sex And Satisfaction
5. Such A S***SIA (Singapore International Airlines):
1. So Incredible, Aah
2. Sex In the Air
3. Singapore Imitates AmericaTACA:
1. Take- A- Chance Airline
2. Take Another Carrier Always
3. Take A Coffin Along
4. Tome Alcohol Cuanda AbordaTAP (Portuguese Airlines):
1. Take Another Plane
2. Take A ParachuteTWA (Transworld Airlines):
1. Travel Without Arrival
2. Try Walking, Asshole
3. Try Walking Again/ Across
4. The Worst Airline
5. Took Wrong Airline
6. Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective)
7. Travel With Arabs
8. Terrorist Welcome Aboard
9. Terrorists With Arms
10. Teenie Weenie Airlines
11. Traveling Without Air
12. Tiny Wings Aflappin'!!!
13. That Was Accidental
14. That Was Awful
15. Try With Another
16. Today's Worst Airline
17. Tomorrow We'll Arrive
18. Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
19. Totally Wasted AirlinesUnited:
- U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
2. Usually Not Enclined To Eliminate Disasters
USAir (formerly Allegheny Airlines):
- Unfortunately, Still Alleghany In Reality
2. Underwater Seats Available In Rear
Uta:
1. Unlikely To Arrive
2. Unable To AscendVarig: Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Virgin: Very Interesting Ride; Going Into Nymphos
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Και δυο οχι και τοσο Politicaly correct...
Μετά απο εκείνο το μεγαλο δυστύχημα πανω απ'τον Ατλαντικο το 1996...
TWA: They Went Aaaaaaaagh!!!Και ενα ψιλορατσιστικούλι (για να επιστρέψουμε και στα αυτοκινητιστικα)
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac -
LOTUS : Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
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Αούύύύ...το'χετε χαμενόόόό!!!
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καλα που θυμομουνα οτι υπηρχε τετοιο τοπικ και δεν ανοιξα νεο.......[εδω θα μπορουσε καποιος να αφιερωσει λιγο χρονο για μια καλυτερη ενημερωση της αναζητησης].
λοιπον νεωτερα αστεια σχετικα με τα ονματα των αυτοκινητοβιομηχανιων οπως τα διαβασα απο το car and driver.
KIA=Kick It Again=ξανακλοτσα το.
HONDA=Hang On Not Done Accelarating=περιμενε ακομα επιταχυνω.....
VW=Virtually Worthless=πρακτικα αχρηστο
MG=Mostly Garaged=πιο πολυ στο γκαραζ
LOTUS=Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious=πολλα προβληματα συνηθως σοβαρα.
TOYOTA=The Only You Ought To Avoid=αυτο που πρεπει να αποφευγεις.
Θέλετε να μάθετε τί σημαίνουν οι μάρκες των αυτοκινήτων???