Το έχω ξαναδεί (μου φαινεται). Δεν θέλω να σε .. απογοητεύσω (!) αλλά είναι σίγουρα hoax .. (---> απάτη) όπως τόσες και τόσες που κυκλοφορούν στο net καθημερινά...

Αυτό τώρα τι είναι?
Φαντασία ή πραγματικότητα?!!

John Cleese for ever!!!  

'Brits Revoke U.S. Independence'
Message from John Cleese
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus
to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth
II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and
territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime
minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need
for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you
noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look
up 'aluminium,' and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at
just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be
reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will
learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix
'ize' will be replaced by the suffix 'ise.' Generally, you will be expected
to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up 'vocabulary'). Using
the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as 'like'
and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
There is no such thing as 'US English.' We will let Microsoft know on your
behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the
reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of '-ize.'
You will relearn your original national anthem, 'God Save The Queen'. July
4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new
national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called
'Come-Uppance Day.'
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or
therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that
you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by
adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone
or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to
carry a vegetable peeler in public.
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own
good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All
intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving
on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with
immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both
roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of
humour. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling 'gasoline')-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are
not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
properly called 'crisps.' Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. The cold tasteless stuff you
insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper
British Bitter will be referred to as 'beer,' and European brews of known
and accepted provenance will be referred to as 'Lager.' American brands will
be referred to as 'Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine,' so that all can be sold
without risk of further confusion.
Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.
Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English
characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in 'Four
Weddings and a Funeral' was an experience akin to having one's ears removed
with a cheese grater.
You will cease playing American 'football.' There is only one kind of proper
football; you call it 'soccer.' Those of you brave enough will, in time, be
allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American 'football',
but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing
full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Further, you will stop
playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World
Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1%
of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is
understandable.
You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government
will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due
(backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation.

Ο χρήστης kouk έγραψε:
Αυτό τώρα τι είναι?
Φαντασία ή πραγματικότητα?!!

John Cleese for ever!!!

'Brits Revoke U.S. Independence'
Message from John Cleese
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus
to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth
II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and
territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime
minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need
for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you
noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look
up 'aluminium,' and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at
just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be
reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will
learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix
'ize' will be replaced by the suffix 'ise.' Generally, you will be expected
to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up 'vocabulary'). Using
the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as 'like'
and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
There is no such thing as 'US English.' We will let Microsoft know on your
behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the
reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of '-ize.'
You will relearn your original national anthem, 'God Save The Queen'. July
4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new
national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called
'Come-Uppance Day.'
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or
therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that
you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by
adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone
or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to
carry a vegetable peeler in public.
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own
good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All
intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving
on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with
immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both
roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of
humour. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling 'gasoline')-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are
not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
properly called 'crisps.' Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. The cold tasteless stuff you
insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper
British Bitter will be referred to as 'beer,' and European brews of known
and accepted provenance will be referred to as 'Lager.' American brands will
be referred to as 'Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine,' so that all can be sold
without risk of further confusion.
Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.
Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English
characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in 'Four
Weddings and a Funeral' was an experience akin to having one's ears removed
with a cheese grater.
You will cease playing American 'football.' There is only one kind of proper
football; you call it 'soccer.' Those of you brave enough will, in time, be
allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American 'football',
but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing
full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Further, you will stop
playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World
Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1%
of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is
understandable.
You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government
will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due
(backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation.

Καταπληκτικό..

και για περισσότερα στο http://www.pythonline.com. Αξίζει να κατεβάσετε το τραγούδι του Eric Idle 'the FCC song' . Αναφέρεται στο Federal Communications Committee της Αμερικής το οποίο του έριξε ένα πρόστιμο κάποιων χιλιάδων δολλαρίων επειδή σε ένα σόου του είπε την λέξη που αρχίζει απο f..

Η συνήθεις τακτική, ψέματα και ανακρίβειες αναμεμιγμένα με αλήθειες για να πείσουμε περισσότερους.

Βάζω στοίχημα ότι αυτός που τα έγραψε έχει πιστωτικές κάρτες (όχι μια), cash card, παχυλή κατάθεση στην τράπεζα, ίσως και «μετοχές» στην εκκλησία...

Βεβαίως ο μεγαλύτερος κίνδυνος και η μεγαλύτερη συμφορά για τον σφραγισμένο είναι η αιώνια καταδίκη Του Θεού στην αιώνια κόλαση

Υγ Όσο για το 'σφράγισμα' των κρατουμένων, το είχε σκεφτεί ο Χίτλερ καιρό πριν...

Γαμάτος ο Cleese, αλλά θα μας την πέσουν οι Homo Hellinoamericlanus σε ό,τι αφορά τα αμερικλάνικα τουτού...

Μ΄ αρέσει πολύ αυτό το δέσιμο τεχνολογίας, συνωμοσιολογίας και θρησκείας.
Σε οικονομική συσκευασία σε μέγεθος ρυζιού.
Και πέντε GB!
Άρεγε θα μας αφήνουν να το γεμίζουμε με mp3?

5 GB σε ένα κόκκο ρυζιού!!!
πιάστε μου 1/4 του κιλού παρακαλώ να κουβαλάω τα backup μου σαν άνθρωπος επιτέλους!

Ο χρήστης skullone έγραψε:
Γαμάτος ο Cleese, αλλά θα μας την πέσουν οι Homo Hellinoamericlanus σε ό,τι αφορά τα αμερικλάνικα τουτού...

θα μας την πέσουν??? Δε νομίζω. Ο μόνος που τους στολίζει προσβλητικά είσαι εσύ. Εκείνοι δεν το έχουν κάνει ποτέ και σε κανέναν, κι ας διαφωνούμε συχνά-πυκνά.

Υπάρχει μεγαλύτερη προσβολή από το να προσβάλλουν τη νοημοσύνη σου και να σου λένε ότι 'επειδή είσαι σε 'υπανάπτυκτη' χώρα δεν έχεις δικαίωμα να έχεις άποψη';

Όταν κάποιος λέει ή υπονοεί κάτι τέτοιο, πάει γυρεύοντας για γερό βρίσιμο (στην καλύτερη περίπτωση). Αν είχε το θάρρος να μου το πει μπροστά μου (κι όχι πίσω από την ασφάλεια του πληκτρολογίου του), θα'τρωγε ξύλο.

skullone, όπως πάντα η αβρότητα σε χαρακτηρίζει...

Η αβρότητα μου, Θεοδόση, έχει τελειώσει εδώ και πολύ καιρό. Σέβομαι όσους σέβονται τη νοημοσύνη μου και τέρμα. Οι υπόλοιποι ας πάνε να κουρεύονται.

Ναί.Κάποια στιγμή κάνε μιά λίστα μέ αυτούς πού σέβεσε.

Πιο εύκολο θα είναι να κάνω μια λίστα μ'αυτούς που ΔΕΝ σέβομαι, γιατί θα βάλω μέσα καμιά δεκαριά άτομα.

ΣΙΓΟΥΡΑ!!!