Με αφορμη ένα αρθρο του Jeremy Clarcson στους κυριακατικους Times για την BMW 1 και τα όσα γράφει εκεί, είπα να ανοίξω ένα topic με διάφορες καταπληκτικές και άκρως χιουμοριστικές ατάκες που εχουμε διαβάσει/ακούσει . Ακολουθούν μερικές του Clarcson για μαγιά

1. **Για το Kia Rio **

The actual performance figures don’t look too bad if you’re used to walking

After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra.

(2) **Νεο Golf και η σχεδιαση του **

....the styling is just catastrophically bland. They started with a blank piece of paper and ended up with a blank piece of paper.

(3)** Porsche **

The Cayenne is ugly and driven by people who are too daft to realise the Range Rover’s a better car.
The new 911 is a con because it’s exactly the same as the old one, which, in turn, was exactly the same as the one that came along in 1453. And the Boxster is only driven by homosexuals

(4) **Peugeot 407 **

The 407 is like one of those French films you sometimes find on FilmFour in the middle of the night. It promises much and it delivers plenty of pubic hair. But somehow that isn’t really enough.

(5) **Rover **

The problem is that the line-up of cars on sale is now even older than the people who buy them. The 45, for instance, was launched when Rameses III was on the throne and the MGTF is still painted with woad

(6) **Mazda 3 1.6 **

Mazda says the 1.4 is “lively”, and the 2 litre “powerful”, but is plainly stumped with the middle-order 1.6, which it describes as “highly balanced”. “Asthmatic” is perhaps more accurate. “Strained” is good, too. “Woefully short of oomph” works as well.

(7) **Misubishi EVO VIII **

You have to trade power for longevity and I suspect that 340bhp is right on the edge of everyday practicality. I note with some surprise that the engine still comes with Mitsubishi’s three-year warranty, but then I see also that it must be serviced once every 10 minutes or so.

I urge you with all my heart to beg, steal or borrow one of these things and take it to a quiet road you know well. It will completely redefine your concept of what driving’s all about

BMW series 1

So what about the engine? Well, the petrol version will get you from 0 to 60 in about two hours,

And it’s why I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap.

Παρακαλώ πολύ μην γίνει αφορμή για θρησκευτικούς πολέμους το θέμα

Πλακα κάνουμε...

Με αφορμη ένα αρθρο του Jeremy Clarcson στους κυριακατικους Times για την BMW 1 και τα όσα γράφει εκεί, είπα να ανοίξω ένα topic με διάφορες καταπληκτικές και άκρως χιουμοριστικές ατάκες που εχουμε διαβάσει/ακούσει . Ακολουθούν μερικές του Clarcson για μαγιά

1. **Για το Kia Rio **

The actual performance figures don’t look too bad if you’re used to walking

After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra.

(2) **Νεο Golf και η σχεδιαση του **

....the styling is just catastrophically bland. They started with a blank piece of paper and ended up with a blank piece of paper.

(3)** Porsche **

The Cayenne is ugly and driven by people who are too daft to realise the Range Rover’s a better car.
The new 911 is a con because it’s exactly the same as the old one, which, in turn, was exactly the same as the one that came along in 1453. And the Boxster is only driven by homosexuals

(4) **Peugeot 407 **

The 407 is like one of those French films you sometimes find on FilmFour in the middle of the night. It promises much and it delivers plenty of pubic hair. But somehow that isn’t really enough.

(5) **Rover **

The problem is that the line-up of cars on sale is now even older than the people who buy them. The 45, for instance, was launched when Rameses III was on the throne and the MGTF is still painted with woad

(6) **Mazda 3 1.6 **

Mazda says the 1.4 is “lively”, and the 2 litre “powerful”, but is plainly stumped with the middle-order 1.6, which it describes as “highly balanced”. “Asthmatic” is perhaps more accurate. “Strained” is good, too. “Woefully short of oomph” works as well.

(7) **Misubishi EVO VIII **

You have to trade power for longevity and I suspect that 340bhp is right on the edge of everyday practicality. I note with some surprise that the engine still comes with Mitsubishi’s three-year warranty, but then I see also that it must be serviced once every 10 minutes or so.

I urge you with all my heart to beg, steal or borrow one of these things and take it to a quiet road you know well. It will completely redefine your concept of what driving’s all about

BMW series 1

So what about the engine? Well, the petrol version will get you from 0 to 60 in about two hours,

And it’s why I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap.

Παρακαλώ πολύ μην γίνει αφορμή για θρησκευτικούς πολέμους το θέμα

Πλακα κάνουμε...

Με αφορμη ένα αρθρο του Jeremy Clarcson στους κυριακατικους Times για την BMW 1 και τα όσα γράφει εκεί, είπα να ανοίξω ένα topic με διάφορες καταπληκτικές και άκρως χιουμοριστικές ατάκες που εχουμε διαβάσει/ακούσει . Ακολουθούν μερικές του Clarcson για μαγιά

1. **Για το Kia Rio **

The actual performance figures don’t look too bad if you’re used to walking

After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra.

(2) **Νεο Golf και η σχεδιαση του **

....the styling is just catastrophically bland. They started with a blank piece of paper and ended up with a blank piece of paper.

(3)** Porsche **

The Cayenne is ugly and driven by people who are too daft to realise the Range Rover’s a better car.
The new 911 is a con because it’s exactly the same as the old one, which, in turn, was exactly the same as the one that came along in 1453. And the Boxster is only driven by homosexuals

(4) **Peugeot 407 **

The 407 is like one of those French films you sometimes find on FilmFour in the middle of the night. It promises much and it delivers plenty of pubic hair. But somehow that isn’t really enough.

(5) **Rover **

The problem is that the line-up of cars on sale is now even older than the people who buy them. The 45, for instance, was launched when Rameses III was on the throne and the MGTF is still painted with woad

(6) **Mazda 3 1.6 **

Mazda says the 1.4 is “lively”, and the 2 litre “powerful”, but is plainly stumped with the middle-order 1.6, which it describes as “highly balanced”. “Asthmatic” is perhaps more accurate. “Strained” is good, too. “Woefully short of oomph” works as well.

(7) **Misubishi EVO VIII **

You have to trade power for longevity and I suspect that 340bhp is right on the edge of everyday practicality. I note with some surprise that the engine still comes with Mitsubishi’s three-year warranty, but then I see also that it must be serviced once every 10 minutes or so.

I urge you with all my heart to beg, steal or borrow one of these things and take it to a quiet road you know well. It will completely redefine your concept of what driving’s all about

BMW series 1

So what about the engine? Well, the petrol version will get you from 0 to 60 in about two hours,

And it’s why I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap.

Παρακαλώ πολύ μην γίνει αφορμή για θρησκευτικούς πολέμους το θέμα

Πλακα κάνουμε...