'The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ young
Glaswegians.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Glasgow youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
gear.

This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold, move by Ferrari
Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would
have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Weegie Pit Crew able to change the
tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four
bottles of Buckfast, a gram of speed and a picture of Coulthard's bird
in a bikini'

Συγνώμη αλλά δεν μπορούσα ν'αντισταθώ και να μην το δημοσιεύσω

'The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ young
Glaswegians.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Glasgow youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
gear.

This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold, move by Ferrari
Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would
have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Weegie Pit Crew able to change the
tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four
bottles of Buckfast, a gram of speed and a picture of Coulthard's bird
in a bikini'

Συγνώμη αλλά δεν μπορούσα ν'αντισταθώ και να μην το δημοσιεύσω

'The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ young
Glaswegians.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Glasgow youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
gear.

This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold, move by Ferrari
Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would
have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Weegie Pit Crew able to change the
tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four
bottles of Buckfast, a gram of speed and a picture of Coulthard's bird
in a bikini'

Συγνώμη αλλά δεν μπορούσα ν'αντισταθώ και να μην το δημοσιεύσω